Dictator Stats :: Summary
| Background | Rise to Power | Assets | Flaws |
| Moscow U. | Communist Rebellion | Charismatic | Kleptomaniac |
| Harvard U. | Capitalist Rebellion | Hardworking | Womanizer |
| Miner | Elected as Socialist | Financial Genius | Compulsive Liar |
| Farmer | Elected as Fascist | Green Thumb | Ugly |
| Biblical Scholar | Elected as Capitalist | Administrator | Alcoholic |
| Man of the People | Elected for “Family Values” | Diplomat | Flatulence |
| Booze Baron | Military Coup | Empathy | Compulsive Gambler |
| Leftist Author | Religious Appointment | Entrepreneurial | Paranoid |
| Fortunate Son | Installed by KGB | Incorruptible | Coward |
| Self-Made Man | Installed by CIA | Scholarly | Moronic |
| Silver Spoon | Bought the Election | | Short Tempered |
| Generalissimo | Heir Apparent | | Pompous |
| Chief of Police | | | Tourette’s Syndrome |
| Developer | | | Cheapskate |
| Naturalist | | | Religious Zealot |
| Professor | | | The Great Schmoozola |
| Pop Singer | | | |
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