Kleptomaniac Your 5 finger discounts are a national embarrassment. | Factory Productivity –10% Capitalists Faction -10% Religious Faction -10% Souvenir Shop Maintenance +100% |
Womanizer Your regular visits to the house-of-ill-repute have been captured on film, this bothers you slightly and that’s the problem. | Religious Faction -10% Respect Of All Women -10% |
Compulsive Liar You couldn’t stop it to save your life so you’ve made it an art form. | Religious Faction -15% Intellectuals Faction -15% |
Ugly You must have fallen from the top of the ugly tree and hit your face on every branch on the way down. | Tourism Rating -10% Overall Respect -5% |
Alcoholic You’re the life of the political party! Or at least that’s how you see it. | Relations With Russia +10% Overall Productivity -5% Religious Faction -15% |
Flatulence The people are sympathetic to your problem, if only the United Nations didn’t have such sensitive microphones. | Relations With USA -20% Relations With Russia -10% Palace Guard Get Double Pay |
Compulsive Gambler Let it RIDE! Presidente’ needs a new electric plant! | Religious Faction -10% Annual Gambling Binge ($300-$1500) |
Paranoid Are you trying to kill me? I think you are! Yes, yes. I see it all now you DO want to kill me! Guards! | Overall Respect -10% Militarists Faction +10% Police Resented Like Soldiers ((normally, Police effect on Liberty is one quarter that of Soldiers)) |
Coward Your streak of yellow would be worth millions if it were gold – it’s not. Any revolt will send you packing. | Militarists Faction -5% Soldiers & Supporters Twice As Likely To Flee In Battle |
Moronic The people see this as an endearing trait, but the country suffers none the less. | Education -50% Colleges Prohibited |
Short Tempered You can’t control your temper during negotiations. Foreign ministers hate that! | Militarists Faction -10% Intellectuals Faction -15% |
Pompous You view yourself as being superior to your fellow Tropicans, and you aren’t afraid to show it. | Issue Edict Cost +30% Relations With USA -20% |
Tourette’s Syndrome While somewhat troubling, your State of the Union address are a huge international success on pay-per-view! | Annual Pay-Per-View Revenue $1,000 Relations With USA -15% Relations With Russia -15% Overall Respect -5% |
Cheapskate One couldn’t pry a Peso from your dead hand with a crowbar. Of course, we thought you were dead or we’d never have tried. | Building Costs -5% Communists Faction -10% Cannot Pay Any Workers More Than $25/month ((Normal salary cap is $50)) |
Religious Zealot The depth of your convictions has caused complete intolerance for all other views. | Religious Faction +5% Intellectuals Faction -25% Residents Visit Churches 50% More Often |
The Great Schmoozola Your transparent flattery causes more problems than it smoothes over. | Respect Of The Least Intelligent +10% Relations With USA -10% Relations With Russia -10% Intellectuals Faction -20% |