Easter Eggs :: Animal Thoughts
Livestock ::
- Cow Thoughts
- Mmmmmmm, grass… yummmmmm
- Moo
- Mooooooooooo
- Goat Thoughts
- Mmmmmmm, grass… yummmmmm
- Baaah
- Baaaaaaaaaahhhh
- Politics
- I’m a committed animal rights activist, and a strong vegetarian.
- I strongly favors subsidies for chicken producers, and a heavy consumption tax on beef.
- Free alfalfa for every man, woman, child and beast!
- Fortunately, cows and goats can’t act on their political beliefs, so you can ignore them.
- Happiness
- Horseflies in the air, thistle on the ground, and smelly animals all around – of course I’m not happy…
- Sleep, eat. Sleep, eat. Sleep, eat. I’m not complaining…
- C’mon, why are you wasting your time on your animals’ happiness? Show more concern for your people and less for your cows and goats.
| |