Easter Eggs :: People Thoughts
This list only contains random thoughts, none of the “go to work” or “I need entertainment” ones ::
- Adults
- That young Marley boy will never amount to anything…
- I wish we had a bobsled team
- Be bop do wop… dooby doooo…
- Sure is hot today
- What this island needs is a good railroad simulation
- I haven’t scammed a Yanqui tourist in awhile…
- Caribbean life is overrated…
- *Sigh* I should have stayed in bed…
- They should let me be the leader
- There’s an alien in my head!
- What we need is more voodoo priests!
- I wish I were…. a teddy bear…
- Ahhh, my aching feet!
- I got sand in my shoes…
- There’s no place like home… there’s no place like home…
- Three words… Rum Flavored Cigars
- I’m not crazy! Are too! Am not!
- I’m tired of always wearing the same clothes
- Stop looking into my head!
- I’m … Captain Jamaica! Woo hoo!
- El Shempo is my favorite stooge
- PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA!!! PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA!!!
- Tonight I shall dance the Lambada… the forbidden dance…
- Roast pineapple, baked pineapple, pineapple cake…
- Someday, I shall go to America and work for PopTop!
- I think everyone should get to live in a palace
- There once was a man from…
- Whatever you do, don’t drink the water around here.
- Left foot… right foot… left foot… right foot
- I feel so.. animated!
- I need a drink with a little umbrella in it
- Those Yanquis… they all look the same to me
- Edible coffee beans! I’ll make millions!
- Work, sleep, eat, sunbathe… there must be more to life.
- I feel as if someone is watching me…
- Go here, go there… all I want to do is sleep
- What we need is fast food chains. McPablo’s has a nice ring
- I hope the next hurricane misses us
- Children
- Where’s my binkey?
- Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!
- Gurgle…
- Mommy… Mommy… MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!!!!
- Is that goofy looking guy my dad?
- Play! Play! Play!
- When I grow up, I’m gonna be a dictator!
- Fe Fi Fo Fum! My daddy’s been drinking rum… again…
- I wonder why the sky is blue?
- I hope I get a puppy for my birthday
- I WANT CANDY!!
- When I grow up, I’m gonna be taller
- Look, I’m an airplane!
- Wonder if anyone wants to play doctor with me…
- I’m gonna ask my mommy where babies come from.
- Tourists
- The natives are so quaint!
- I wish I lived here, it would be like a permanent vacation
- Arrrgh, the sun! It’s so hot here
- Life’s a beach!
- I wish they would invent tourist trams
- I’m so glad to be away from my mother-in-law!
- How can I find a way to take more vacations? Hmmmmm…
- Ouch! Ouch! HOT! HOT!
- That limbo thing doesn’t seem that tough, I could do that
- I hope this shirt doesn’t stick out
- If I just accidentally ‘lost’ my return ticket…
- The tourist book said to watch out for falling coconu… OW!
- I miss football
- So… this is paradise…
- Good thing I brought my SPF 1000
- I wonder what rush hour is like here?
- 3 words… Cigar flavored rum!
- There’s nothin’ like this in Jersey
- Prison Inmates
- Even the rats in here are starving…
- I wonder if I could overpower the guards…
- I will ensure that someday El Presidente rots in this cell!
- Maybe if I’m nice to the parole board…
- I wonder if my friends have forgotten about me.
- As long as I can watch the birds outside, I’m still free.
- Where is Amnesty International when you really need them?
- These jailhouse uniforms don’t flatter me at all.
- FREE! FREE! I’m a little bunny!
- Rebels
- Para bayler la bomba.. bomba.. yeah, yeah…
- Death to fascists everywhere!!!
- This isn’t how they described it in ’Soldier of Fortune’
- I hope I get to loot and pillage…
- If we win, I’ll make myself ‘El Presidente’!!!
- This all started by rebelling against my parents – now this!
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